Ranter in his glory, tomorrow’s the story
1/23/09 (“Happy Youngster” have fun at your Brewers thingy tomorrow brotha).
Tomorrow is going to be baseball overload with Rockies Fest, so today I’m just going easy on you. Both kids will be with me tomorrow partaking in the festivities.
Dan, I’ll say it again..Thanks man.
I came across some funny names of places in England and thought you might get a kick out of them. Have fun with this, I did. Thanks..J
Below, we have the road less traveled. Beware of hitchhikers when traveling down this stretch of pavement.. On the plus side, they do clean this road on a regular basis.
The places on the map are real folks.
I recommend you stay away from Crotch Crescent and Pratt’s bottom, or at least stay upwind.
The more I work on this entry the less I want to visit Europe.
It’s just as bad here in the states. However, below is a place I wouldn’t have minded visiting more in High School. I heard TV’s are banned in Lancaster County.
Ms. Hummer ran for City Council but in Intercourse but her skills didn’t exactly fit the job.
Just so you know some milk has HGH in it, so always buy your milk from a trusted source.
And remember folks if you find yourself at this intersection in life…
Be careful please…
Not only am I always looking out for you, I’ll be coming at you with all kinds of Rockies stuff tomorrow.
Thanks again for making the Rockpile Rant number 6.
My season begins tomorrow, stay tuned to see if I get to meet Todd Helton…D
Rockpile Rant 
Have a great time at Rockies Fest tomorrow! Can’t wait to see the pictures.
Julia
http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/
JULIA-Thanks, I can’t wait to overwhelm you. Pray for no snow…D
Have fun at Rockies Fest! (I wish the Mets had something like that). Those pics are ridiculous, I wouldn’t want to live near any of those places.
-Ellie
http://mrmetbro.blogspot.com
These were great pictures! I can’t stop laughing. Have fun tomorrow!
Jen
http://ajroxmywhitesox.mlblogs.com
Hey D,
I think the weather ‘s going to cooperate. Can’t wait to get there and meet my favorite blogger. See ya soon.
(Thanks again to you and Dan, you guys are the best!)
D,
I got a kick out of those pictures. And if you take the road less traveled by, that will make all the difference. Where have you heard that before lol? Have fun tomorrow!!
-Elizabeth
http://redsoxgirl46.mlblogs.com
ELIZABETH-Glad I got you to smile. Everything is packed, I get off work at 9 am, and should be at Coors Field by 10 ish. Hope the day goes as good as I think it will…D
D- I hope you had an awesome time at Rockies Fest! I can’t wait to see pictures!
Emily
http://deconstructingthoughts.mlblogs.com/
RANT READERS-My Comcast internet has been down until just a few minutes ago. Those of you waiting on the Rockies Fest entry, I’ll hopefully have it finished by late tonight…D
Eagerly (trying to be patiently) awaiting for your entry, D! I was at the FanFest, too. amazing, wasn’t it?
I live in central PA and in 8th grade we had an assignment in history class to take a map of PA and find all the funny places and write them down. It was really fun. Places included (as seen above) Intercourse and Blue Balls PA. I think there is also a Kirby PA though that isn’t really dirty. It is just fun to say.
http://hardballblog.mlblogs.com/
Can’t wait to see if you meet Todd Helton, really enjoy your blog.
Johnny
MLB in eyes of a 13 year old